Big Ole Butt Lyrics by LL Cool J. ("Ladies Love Cool James").

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshakePlayin' the wall, takin' a breakAdmirin' the girls with the bamboo earingsBaby hair and bodies built to swingThat's when I seen herHer name was TinaGrace and poise kinda like a ballerinaI said, "How you doin', my name's Big LDon't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swellBut then again I'm livin' kind of foul'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"To make a long story short, I got the digitsCalls her on my car phone and paid her a visitI was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' herLayin' like a king on sheets of satinThat's what time it is, you know what's happenin'She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my dutyI mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutieBut Tina was erotic, Earl's my witnessWith the kind of legs that put stockings out of businessWhen I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheekBut in the back of my mind it was this big butt freakI sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it inAnd said to her with a devilish grin...

TINA got a big ole buttI know I told you I'd be trueBut TINA got a big ole buttSo I'm leavin' youTINA got a big ole buttI know I told you I'd be trueBut TINA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you

I went to the high school about three o'clockTo try to catch a cutie ridin' my jockMy homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'Girls all over, the kind I adoreI felt like a kid in a candy storeThat's when I seen herHer name was BrendaShe had the kind of booty that I'd always rememberI said to my man, "Stop the jeep"She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleepI kicked the bass like an NFL punterAnd scoped the booty like a big game hunterI said to the girl, "Yo, you look tiredLet's go get some rest, relax by the fire"I put the big booty on a bearskin rugShe gave me a kiss, I have her a hugI said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"I circled it and teased it and made her squealGrabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steelWhen I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyesWhen to the kitchen and got some sweet potato piesTina busted in my house while I was eatin'You know what I saidToo bad you caught me cheatin', but...BRENDA got a big ole buttI know I told you I'd be trueBut BRENDA got a big ole buttSo I'm leavin' you

BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But BRENDA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steakAround the time whe the waitress are on their lunch breakI pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my carSomebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"I paid it no attention, I walked insideBecause Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the rideI walked in the place, everybody was lookin'And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'I sat down to eat, ordered my foodI said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rudeBut I'll take you on a platter"She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matterYou look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizzaWhat's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"I said, "O.K., you're smart and all thatBut when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clearL, where we going?" I said, "Right here"She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throatPushed her back inside and pulled off her coatLaid her on the table and place my orderAnd habe her a tip much bigger than a quarterOn and on to the break 'a dawnAll over the restaurant, word is bornI heard somebody coughin', I checked my watchI couldn't believe it said nine o'clockI grabbed my pants, put on my KangolWho did I see, Oh, yo, it was BrendaYo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember

LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But LISA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' youSee yaLISA got a big ole buttI know I told you I'd be trueBut LISA got a big ole buttSo I'm leavin' youSee ya